Tuesday, November 9, 2010

13

13 is not a number.
13 is the side view
Of a cat sitting
Expectantly in front
Of a closed door.

Expectantly like
Beggars or a humble
Lover. (Is ‘humble lover’
Redundant?)

Before we proceed
Any further I would
Like to have a word
With the sceptics.

Please do the exercise
Prescribed below
In parenthesis.

(Tilt 13 to your left,
A 90 degree tilt)

We have this bad
Habit of embellishing
Anything and everything.

Thus we have cornices
And platforms on top
And bottom of 1.

When I say 1
I mean a vertical line
Nothing less, nothing more.

And 3;
3 should have a horizontal
Line on top, then a connecting
Slash, and then a bootylicious
Bottom, just like Shakuntala,
The Steatopygiac
Damsel of Kalidasa.

13, my friends,
Is not a number.
13 is the side view
Of a cat sitting
Expectantly in front
Of a closed door.

11 comments:

Balachandran V said...

13 is not a number.
13 is the side of view
of man turning away
From his purdah-ed,
fat-bottomed wife
Craning his neck to ogle
at the rear view of an 8!

From now on I will think of your lines whenever and wherever I see 13!
:D

Sumi Mathai said...

gobsmacked!

Arun Meethale Chirakkal said...

Balan Sir: That’s brilliant! The more I think about it, the more humorous it gets.

Sumi: Thanks for enriching my vocabulary.

Grayquill said...

The thought of turning a number on it's side is something new. Amazing what can be seen. :)
I can see what a guy sees but what does a lady see? Hmmm....

Arun Meethale Chirakkal said...

Grayquill: Welcome to my alley. Ladies? Not too many options I guess :)

anilkurup59 said...

Your post has now triggered Balan to dangerously flirt with words . Goodness he is asking for trouble !!!!

Arun Meethale Chirakkal said...

AK: I noticed that. Do you think that I'm to be blamed for? :)

kaalpanique said...

what imagination.. where did that come from! intrigued and awed...:)

Arun Meethale Chirakkal said...

Thanks Kalpana. Sleepless nights make one look at things differently :)

P. Venugopal said...

ha ha ha! but the image of the cat is good, the unlucky cat never losing hope.

Arun Meethale Chirakkal said...

Venu Chettan: The whole thing will go for a toss if ever the cat loses its hope!

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