13 is not a number.
13 is the side view
Of a cat sitting
Expectantly in front
Of a closed door.
Expectantly like
Beggars or a humble
Lover. (Is ‘humble lover’
Redundant?)
Before we proceed
Any further I would
Like to have a word
With the sceptics.
Please do the exercise
Prescribed below
In parenthesis.
(Tilt 13 to your left,
A 90 degree tilt)
We have this bad
Habit of embellishing
Anything and everything.
Thus we have cornices
And platforms on top
And bottom of 1.
When I say 1
I mean a vertical line
Nothing less, nothing more.
And 3;
3 should have a horizontal
Line on top, then a connecting
Slash, and then a bootylicious
Bottom, just like Shakuntala,
The Steatopygiac
Damsel of Kalidasa.
13, my friends,
Is not a number.
13 is the side view
Of a cat sitting
Expectantly in front
Of a closed door.
11 comments:
13 is not a number.
13 is the side of view
of man turning away
From his purdah-ed,
fat-bottomed wife
Craning his neck to ogle
at the rear view of an 8!
From now on I will think of your lines whenever and wherever I see 13!
:D
gobsmacked!
Balan Sir: That’s brilliant! The more I think about it, the more humorous it gets.
Sumi: Thanks for enriching my vocabulary.
The thought of turning a number on it's side is something new. Amazing what can be seen. :)
I can see what a guy sees but what does a lady see? Hmmm....
Grayquill: Welcome to my alley. Ladies? Not too many options I guess :)
Your post has now triggered Balan to dangerously flirt with words . Goodness he is asking for trouble !!!!
AK: I noticed that. Do you think that I'm to be blamed for? :)
what imagination.. where did that come from! intrigued and awed...:)
Thanks Kalpana. Sleepless nights make one look at things differently :)
ha ha ha! but the image of the cat is good, the unlucky cat never losing hope.
Venu Chettan: The whole thing will go for a toss if ever the cat loses its hope!
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